The Daily Update
March 12, 2011 § Leave a comment
Him: I’m really worried about this morning.
Me: (thinking hard about what I might have done or said, coming up with nothing, then again I was drunk so it could be something awful like maybe I made a pass at his mother) Why? Do you have a big meeting coming up?
Him: No, I’m worried that I raped you too hard. I feel like a scumbag.
Me: Oh. (not remembering any raping) I’ll forgive you. Can you pick up a bottle of Laphroaig on your way over tonight?