This Might Be What You Meant By OverSharing

May 19, 2011 § Leave a comment


I was shitting today and managed to push out my tampon into a bowl full of shit water. That always makes me feel like I must have a pretty loose vagina.
Since my boyfriend thought I wanted to have something the size of a sheep up my twat, and I’m too much of a sadist to buy my own tampons, he bought me those fucking Utra Super Absorbency bitches. What that meant was that there was no way to flush that thing without clogging the toilet and having shit water overflow everywhere. What that meant was I had to fish the tampon out of the shitty water, which I had to do with the barbeque tongs because the ladle wasn’t grabbing it.

What that means is, who wants to go to Ikea with me to get a new pair of tongs and soup ladle?

Advertisements

Tagged: , , , , , ,

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

What’s this?

You are currently reading This Might Be What You Meant By OverSharing at More Pecudum.

meta

%d bloggers like this: