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September 2, 2011 § Leave a comment
I’ll be having a sex dream, right? Usually this starts as a regular dream, but then an attractive chick shows up and I just grab her to start fucking. Last night the scene was that I was back in my college looking for my dorm room, but the doors were all sci-fi futuristic and I couldn’t find mine. I went into some random room and there was a hot blonde chick in there and I pulled up her skirt and bent her over her bed. This is what happens, whenever a hot chick shows up in my dream- the narrative of the dream, whatever emotional message it was trying to tell me, goes out the window and I just grab her and rip off her clothes.
Anyway, I had this chick bent over with her rump exposed, and she was all giggly, and I got on top of her and lined up my dick and went to push it in, you know? Except my body pantomimed this thrusting motion in my sleep and my boner rubbed gratingly against the sheets and it woke me up.
And this happens to me EVERY FUCKING TIME. Only ONCE have I ever had actual intercourse in a dream; this was, interestingly, in the selfsame college dorm room heretofore mentioned when my roommate’s bed was right next to mine and I couldn’t jack off for like a week. I guess I was so horny that I just powered through it. But anyway- every time, my boner grinds against my mattress on the first pump and wakes me up instantly. It is the most frustrating thing in the fucking world.