No Fucking Happened

November 1, 2011 § 1 Comment


Just as I was about to suck it up and call on Sunglasses, the Jewish guy who works in television and has a coke habit, (who also happens to be extremely sexy and fun to look at) the gates of hell opened up and the blood came coursing out of me, like it was Ocean Spray Cranberry Cocktail.
I decided that the only thing more lame than uncharted dicking was stranger period sex. But I did take an extra long time in the shower washing my amazing period tits.

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