Kenny Rogers Would Hang Out With Us
This could be the year for the real thing. It could also just be another year of patting ourselves on the backs for being great looking.
DT and BB together, weilding the symbolic sword of their dual penmanship. They studied writing at Pen Island.
Delicious Tacos, Oscar Bound
Delicious Tacos is just some fucking guy with jacked abs and teeth once described as “gleaming like a mouth full of diamonds”. He reads the writings of others as a career. That doesn’t make him as cool with the ladies as you’d think.
Boobed Bukowski
Boobed Bukowski is a loud mouthed cunt who drinks too much for it to be cute anymore. Someone told her once that she had talent. Things got weird after that.
More Pecudum is where these two hang out and try to one-up each other. They don’t care if you read it, but you can bet they’ll be getting drunk and talking about every fucking comment anyone ever leaves. Do your part.
More Pecudum 
Great blog, best laugh i’ve had in awhile. I think you need a color coding, though, or even just different fonts – for Bukowsk and Tacos – in order to make it clear to the reader who is writing the post. I know you can see the author when you click to read the expanded entry, but some readers may want to be able to tell at a glance as they browse. Just doing my part.
By popular request of one person, I added categories so’s you can click on one name or the other. That oughta do for now.
I may be in love with you, Boobed Bukowski.
It’s still a toss up!
Tacos, just read through all you’re okcupid posts… great stuff. So on point. You inspired me to rewrite my profile for the 20th time.
You should build a real website, write more often & start making some decent money off advertising.